Brain Smasher... A Love Story
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed MolloyTeri Hatcher
Samantha CrainYuji Okumoto
WuDeborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy CrainBrion James
BrownTim Thomerson
BlackCharles Rocket
JonesNicholas Guest
SmithWrick Jones
Lead OfficerPeter Kwong
Red MonkDee Booher
BerthaLiz Sheridan
Ma MolloyLin Shaye
Make up ArtistRalph Monaco
Molloy DadNichole McAuley
Veronica (uncredited)Images
Videos
Brain Smasher... A Love Story trailer
Cast24 cast members
Crew29 crew members
Trailers1 video