I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.
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Cast
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Jason Alexander
Bernie Fishbine![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/8jHoDYNA739GXuQ82YjVo2Gdlzz.jpg)
Nia Peeples
Theresa Garabaldi![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/6BpG5cRYtT2Trtaq6IshpLY9jgf.jpg)
Lainie Kazan
Sarah Fishbine![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/xCm6ntT3faWFIr5IagDdeHtvRlv.jpg)
Lou Jacobi
Gramps![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/b3hP3bHhDqWQfiuZWqhcIUUsPKT.jpg)
Eileen Brennan
Frieda![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/bB1B1K73leCSH1d3XjLe0Xy2VGf.jpg)
David Bowe
Norman Fishbine![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/jYFQQttqfPjX0W0P1Z1lw7RrLBP.jpg)
Michele Scarabelli
Connie Klinger![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/mcetZRBqGUv4BtBpdP3SMLPTpCy.jpg)
Hilary Shepard
Ada Fishbine![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/6FkczvJnlLUWuNLDuB6Lmt0PQxW.jpg)
Ralph Monaco
Albert Garabaldi![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/xnDqvoa0ZKPZRVLNyBaGhmwRTp8.jpg)
Arleen Sorkin
Monica![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/5BZp8qibqRQtwpDxfQYWuYxmo5y.jpg)
Cassie Yates
Melinda![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/anaof1CdgNUwTEuhhNNIoxzBkyc.jpg)
Al Ruscio
Uncle Dominic![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/nX9UtfjM026DZSEKfM5zQpFT8fm.jpg)
Lela Ivey
Alice![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/ngdHx4jWdyeZB65YfNvcPXlMpsj.jpg)
Matthias Hues
Eric, Personal Trainer![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/jg4W842FpPMgYe6bO5TtiB59Ebp.jpg)
Larry Storch
Giora![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/fSofPsl8VSnzNtb4Zaiv7KxotkS.jpg)
Michael Laskin
Melvin Fishbine![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/P9USuvVLudnUzGs6f81h5HyRHX.jpg)
Barbara Pilavin
Grandma Garabaldi![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/uLQsWehFSYRn2LNfzT9fUjSRpkF.jpg)
Robert DoQui
Fred![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/fCgxSGGGF6m8YhrIE7Irs1ueh3W.jpg)
Candi Milo
Mother in Candy Store![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/rYejoZAvgvy0jyRu9fMH9PBKOWM.jpg)
Rance Howard
Elderly Man![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/y4KfUoxGaAc5Yn9P5cPbsQz6cla.jpg)
Jean Speegle Howard
Elderly Woman![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/As68gyMwkLPJMaXX8LdbE58tczt.jpg)
Jamie Donovan
Larry![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/nSqIWZiVse8Hj158DuB6DCRprNm.jpg)
Jack Ong
Bowling Alley Clerk![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/8O7GhNehn7C4f71gznpF4ZMgfgt.jpg)
Spencer Klein
Boy in Candy Store![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/2gTlMmovOUalkRqHiAbWTe4FjRw.jpg)
Julianne Michelle
Girl in Candy Store![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/7bQvRDhBrokCMCQBQDKRYsYqItq.jpg)
Carolyn Hennesy
Bowling Alley Waitress![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/i0fjsM4JeSkSd0lshAuUKlTWbk.jpg)
Suzan Hughes
Waitress in Health Spa