The Family Jewels
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
Release Date
April 1, 2003Runtime
87 minDirected by
Roland DaneWritten by
Roland DaneLanguage
HungarianBudget
$0Revenue
$0Status
Released![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/vJmGDsFIsTGpPXPtsfZBQY38Shp.jpg)
Cast
![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/4srobB0qQ01GMinedOyQCHSo0rN.jpg)
Rafael Carreras
![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/htdh7m2Lne2MkMDgJ7LGf1nzJt8.jpg)
Ted Colunga
Credited as Giovanni Floretto![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/xUJ4E2OyKGG8MSzI61YPdB5mBIh.jpg)
Matt Bird
Credited as Daniel Halasz![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/fSnJKdFIKufx1zsFlmx59kPpKZz.jpg)
Samuel Galamb
Credited as Lajos Bekefi![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/6gwNSDqaw5gcraOBTMRQtAOd3iO.jpg)
Adam Gosett
Credited as Attila Hun![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/eeQf3drPYIsOz3Vh96UBRLMUYRS.jpg)
Matthew Sakk
Credited as Gabor Hunter![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/qgB5YuFHNqRjHPpYHsNEnAgbPlj.jpg)
Mateo Torres
Credited as Dom Comillo![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/cqOAdqJRxlQP5UB92r964Wbux5j.jpg)
Miguel Sabroso
Credited as Peter Balogh![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/19eHsJ2MU67CByW9nuB7AFtfuyh.jpg)
August Habarcs
Credited as Adam Longo![](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/uhkYheGmZC1OdTgjNXhLznlkpt5.jpg)
Isvan
Credited as Peter BizanciImages
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