Crooked Lines
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Release Date
May 18, 2003Runtime
88 minRating
NRGenres
ComedyDirected by
Rob Nardiello, Jim Muscarella, Evan Barba, James Mastracco, Ariel Levy, Harry O'ReillyWritten by
Harry O'Reilly, Christopher LynnLanguage
EnglishBudget
$0Revenue
$0Status
ReleasedCast
Adam Trese
JohnnyJim Breuer
ChrisBurt Young
MikeTony Darrow
JimmyJohn Costelloe
MannyAlison Bartlett
AndreaColin Quinn
CustomerDavid Johansen
CharlieMario Cantone
CliffJoseph D'Onofrio
SalAnthony Mangano
JoeAnne Meara
Hard BoiledFrank Santorelli
Detective HarrisHarry O'Reilly
One GloveJeff Kahn
BillyJohn Scurti
Pizza BoyJohn Canada Terrell
SupervisorAmy Stiller
DirectorE.J. Carroll
RayMargaret Devine
Nun #2Ray Garvey
Officer ClearyJimmy Burke
Officer Quinn